Mary Are You Ice Cream? Because I Can't Decide If I Want To Lick You

Jokes

By CAPosts 26 July, 2016 - 10:19pm 229 views

Me: Cliche compliment or cheesy pick up line?

Mary: Cheesy pick up line

Me: Mary are you ice cream? Because I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you

Mary: You can't use an ice cream pick up line on a vegan

Me: Well there's no pick up lines for vegan food because vegan food isn't sexy

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