Alabama NFL roundup: Mark Ingram carries load for Texans

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Will Deshaun Watson play this year?

The Texans do not plan to play quarterback Deshaun Watson during the 2021 NFL season, according to ESPN's Adam Schefter. Watson is currently facing 22 active civil lawsuits and 10 criminal complaints alleging sexual misconduct. Sports IllustratedReport: Texans Do Not Plan to Play Deshaun Watson in 2021 Season

What did the Texans get for Bradley Roby?

The Texans are trading cornerback Bradley Roby to the Saints (Twitter link via's Ian Rapoport). The Texans will receive a 2022 third-round pick and a conditional 2023 choice in the swap (Twitter link via Adam Schefter of profootballrumors.comTexans Trade Bradley Roby To Saints

Ashton Kutcher learned as much when he made an appearance on ESPN's College GameDay on Saturday, joining the broadcasting team in support of his hometown University of Iowa as they faced off against in-state rivals Iowa State.

The game was held on Iowa State's field, however, which meant the Ames crowd was less-than-friendly about Kutcher's endorsement of the Hawkeyes. And they came prepared, drowning out his commentary with an echoing chant: "Take a shower!"

The hilarious chant is in reference to Kutcher and wife Mila Kunis famously getting flack from fans and followers after stating that they don't bathe their children until "you can see the dirt on them" during a July episode of Dax Shepard's Armchair Expert podcast.

Kutcher and Kunis poked fun at the backlash in a goofy social media video last month, in which Kutcher pretended to freak out as his kids took a bath.

"That's like the fourth time this week. Four times this week," Kutcher exclaims in the clip. "It's too much," Kunis agrees, cracking up.

"Their body oils are gonna be destroyed. What are you trying to do?" the worried father wonders out loud.

For more on the couple, check out the video below.

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Memes celebrate Texans opening season with a blowout win

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The expectations for the Texans couldn't be any lower this season. They were 3-point underdogs at home against the Jaguars on Sunday. Those would be the same Jaguars who went 1-15 last season.

So, when the home team drops a Texas-sized 37-21 hammer on the Jaguars, you're just going to have to let people in Houston be happy. This could all come crashing down at any moment - next Sunday at Cleveland seems incredibly likely - but until then, deal with it.

And, you're going to have to deal with these celebratory memes, too ...

The rest of the internet had plenty of love for Tyrod Taylor, too.

tyrod taylor in the first half

What if Tyrod Taylor actually became Deshaun Watson

Even with the Texans putting everyone in a good mood, it was hard not to be wistful seeing those Cardinals highlights, though.

Me seeing Watt and Hopkins make big plays on the same team again

And, you know the good people of Twitter aren't going let Urban Meyer lay an egg like that in his NFL debut without giving him a virtual noogie.

Urban Meyer going back to college

Urban Meyer post game

Urban Meyer as an NFL head coach

Urban Meyer realizing the other team got good athletes too in the NFL

The Texans are 1-0 and the rest of the AFC South is 0-1. That team from South Oklahoma is 0-1, too. Enjoy it.

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