What is an anti sex bed?
'Anti-sex' beds at Tokyo Olympics to prevent athletes from getting intimate with one another. ... They are promoting 'anti-sex' beds so that athletes stay away from one another and don't become too intimate. These beds are made of cardboard and can take the weight of one person. The Tribune‘Anti-sex’ beds at Tokyo Olympics to prevent athletes from getting intimate with one another
By David Meyer
July 18, 2021 | 2:37pm | Updated July 18, 2021 | 3:59pm
Lustful Olympic athletes should think twice before making the bed rock in Tokyo.
The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to discourage sex amid COVID-19.
Olympic officials — who already warned 2021 Games participants to avoid two-person push-ups because of the coronavirus — have set up 18,000 of the cardboard beds in the notoriously sex-crazed athletes’ village, according to Dezeen magazine.
“Beds to be installed in Tokyo Olympic Village will be made of cardboard, this is aimed at avoiding intimacy among athletes,” American distance runner Paul Chelimo tweeted.
“Beds will be able to withstand the weight of a single person to avoid situations beyond sports,” Chelimo cracked. “I see no problem for distance runners, even 4 of us can do.”
Olympic athletes have never shied away from hanky panky, but officials have warned it could spell particular trouble this year amid the pandemic.
The 100 percent recyclable cardboard beds were designed by the Japanese company Airweave.
But officials are apparently aware it’s going to take a lot more than the makeshift berths to keep players out of the pole position.
They are distributing a cache of condoms to the athletes, as they have at every Olympic Games since 1988. This year, the condom tally is 160,000. Still, that’s a far cry from the 450,000 doled out for the last summer Olympics, in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in 2016.
This year, Olympic officials insist the rubber is for athletes to bring home to spread the message of safe sex.
“Our intent and goal is not for athletes to use the condoms at the Olympic Village, but to help with awareness by taking them back to their own countries,” the Tokyo Olympics Organizing Committee said in a statement to Japan Today.
At least two athletes have already tested positive for the coronavirus at the Tokyo Olympic Village, officials said Sunday. Another resident of the Village, a visitor from abroad involved in the Games’ planning, was reported as having tested positive a day earlier.
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19 July, 2021 - 06:10am
The Star Tribune is sending Rachel Blount and me to Tokyo on Monday to review the new Olympic motto: Faster, Higher, Stronger, Greedier.
We are flying around the world to visit a country that does not want us there, to work in a city experiencing a COVID-19 shutdown, for an event that will make the richest people at the IOC and NBC richer.
My emotions aren't mixed — they're segregated.
The whole thing promises to be a terrible idea poorly executed, and I can't wait to get there.
Even under the best of circumstances, the Olympics can be strange, and by the best of circumstances I mean when the Games are in Vancouver or London, places where you stay in a decent hotel and the natives are not wishing you stayed home.
Covering American sports is like going to your neighborhood grocery store. Covering the Olympics is like foraging. You might find delicious berries. You might find poisonous berries. You might run into strangers and exacerbate a global pandemic.
To be clear, the athletes are always spectacular, the stories are always compelling and I'm glad we're going. It is always good to have covered the Olympics. It's just not always good to be covering the Olympics.
My first Olympic experience was in Turin, where I learned that the Italians manufacture buses that can execute a hairpin turn on the Alps while the rear portion of the bus — where novices like me chose to sit — swings out over a 2-mile drop.
I learned that the good people of Turin, Italy, thought of the Olympics as an ideal methodology for creating interminable traffic jams. We stayed in damp, leaky "dormitories" with communal showers that were probably part of a prison until the prisoners rioted over the damp, leaky rooms.
Watching Lindsey Vonn execute a controlled fall down the side of the Alps and watching European hockey fans wear funny hats into quaint arenas made it all worthwhile.
In Beijing, we shared nice apartments but spent almost all of our time inside the Berlin, I mean, Beijing Wall. To get decent food you had to leave the barbed-wired security zone, so we didn't go out much. The one time photographer Carlos Gonzalez and I made it to a nice restaurant, we ordered by pointing at menu items and received plates of what looked like animated linguine. With eyes. That blinked.
Vancouver is a spectacular city and an ideal host for the Winter Games. London was a blast because of the ease of getting around and communication and the historic value of the venues.
Rio de Janeiro was fascinating. We stayed in dorm rooms that felt like they had been spackled together with Elmer's Glue and pigeon dung, but the beach, the weather, the athletes, the food and drink and sights made you want to return, even if the favela hung over the city like original sin.
The athletes and competitions will always be compelling. The IOC is always corrupt and greedy. The variables are the host cities, and whether they take pride in the Games, or consider them a nuisance or a cash grab.
The Japanese people don't want visitors right now, and their concern is reflected in what our peers have told us about the arrival process. We have been told that some journalists arriving early had to stand in line for nine hours to get through testing protocols and customs.
What's strange is that the Tokyo Games are banning fans and scrutinizing vaccinated journalists but allowing unvaccinated athletes in.
I hate to pick on any Olympic athletes, because they step into the spotlight so rarely, but if you don't care enough about Team USA to get vaccinated, you should be traveling to Tuscaloosa, not Tokyo.
Rachel and I have been told we will need to fill out a 14-day activity planner, that our movements will be tracked by GPS, that we will need to quarantine for a few days, then undergo daily testing.
All of which would be fine, if the IOC and the Tokyo Games knew what they were doing, and weren't staging a diversion to assure the Japanese people that they care about their health.
If the IOC cared about their health, they wouldn't allow unvaccinated athletes to fly in.
If the IOC really cared about their health, they wouldn't be conducting the Games in Tokyo during a pandemic.
So please wish us good luck, and the Japanese people good health, and let's hope we can all get through this together. But apart. But maybe together. But probably mostly apart.
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19 July, 2021 - 06:10am
19 July, 2021 - 06:10am