They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden, Luis says...
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell!? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon!
Every imaginable kind of cured pork!
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree.
He gets to within 5 feet, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.
Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath...
"Pepe... Go back man! You was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it?!"
"Pepe..ees not a bacon tree. Ees..."
Ees...a ham bush...!!"
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